LAZY GIRL.

I am a Lazy Girl. I'm looking for a lazy boy. Lol...

So I'm about to turn 18, so this year I'm trying something different you know. Read a list of my qualities:

Well, I like sleeping a lot, I like couch time, I like just lying around without panties, without bra, just in pantyhose. I want someone who likes to chill in the bed and doesn't have some kind of sleepers remorse for missing a sunny day. 

I'm messy, not dirty I mean messy: clothes miss the hamper, my used underwear ends up in the living room, throw pillows find their way to the kitchen. Take it easy.

So I'm forgetful. I take at least 14 minutes to exit my apartment and once I'm out, I spend another 12 minutes running back in to fetch vital things I've forgotten, like cell phone, tampons, keys. I also forget to pay bills so I pay a lot of late fees. I'm late, so patience is required.

I hate McDonald so must you and you must know why we both hate it. I smoke. I spend hours in front of a mirror. I'm very nice and beautiful and I know it so I can be lazy, you know...